All they’d need is a lot of air freshener and an arsenal of shotguns in case things get out of hand.

Because none of these Skills USA teenagers have any f’n idea how to properly cross a street.
Nor do their adult chaperons.
Nor do they know how to drive.
Or that green means go.

That is all.

Put down you cellphones and other twitterific devices, you twits, and think for a moment.
Is there any logic whatsoever in hiring a hip hop artist and then kicking him off the stage for playing hip hop, especially when you are trying to smooth over previous (and weak) claims of racism?
“But it was on Twittter, so it must be true!”
Yeah, tell that to Patrick Swayze.    Twitter users don’t exactly have a stellar track record when it comes to checking the facts be re-twitting things.
Sounds to me like there’s a lot more …

If you walk into a bar and see someone playing a game that you want to play, you have several options available to you.  Only one of them results in you not getting to play.

You can sit quietly, not bothering the person who was there first, and politely wait your turn.
In-between games you can politely say, “Excuse me for interrupting, but when you are done would you mind letting us know so we can move on down here?  Thank you very much.”
You can also try “Excuse me, but we’re just …

My dog scratched her belly and caused a cut, and the cut got infected. I rinsed out the cut and applied neosporin, but could find only one way to keep her from re-scratching it while she was home alone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
When wil they ever learn that street parking is free evenings and weekends and there is tons of it?
They need to start calling me.