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[7 Jul 2009 | One Comment | ]

This is becoming an almost daily occurrence:

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[25 Jun 2009 | 4 Comments | ]

Remember this person from Monday?
The same person is back! Here’s today’s wonderful parking job. And this time, by popular demand, I’m not blurring the plate:

Notice that it was not due to other vehicles parking this way that this was necessary, this person is just really that rude or bad of a parker. In addition, they have once again parked in the Compact Only section, there were several SUV spaces open in the row behind me when I took this picture. And I …

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[22 Jun 2009 | 4 Comments | ]

Talk about not even trying.     (Incidentally these spaces are also signed as “Compact Only”. )   

Probably the only thing keeping this guy from getting keyed is the fact that the garage didn’t fill up today.  Usually it does.

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[20 Jun 2009 | 20 Comments | ]

UPDATED JUNE 20, 2009
This post is intended for employers to find if they do a Google search on job applicants to find out more about them.
Meet Curtis Mertensmeyer. Curtis Mertensmeyer is a rich, pampered, spoiled brat from Mission Hills, KS who was driving drunk (at the not-even-yet-legal age of 20) and speeding at about 3am on May 11, 2008. He struck a pedestrian, 25-year-old Daniel L. Riemann, with so much force that is severed the victim’s legs. Curtis Mertensmeyer fled the scene, leaving the victim to die in …

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[31 May 2009 | No Comment | ]

Yeah, you know who you are. The one who, along with your passenger, glared at me because I dared to proceed straight ahead from my lane, the right-hand lane of southbound Wyandotte at 6th.
You pushed me off onto the shoulder, yet I got the look?
I know you were likely too busy keeping a lookout for scary brown people to notice that the dotted lines between the lanes shifted to the left. You may have also been too preoccupied with looking for a $20 parking space, so you …

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[14 Feb 2009 | No Comment | ]

To the owner of the silver car with Missouri license plate number 4BP 09Z: That was awesome how gingerly you tossed that bag of fast food trash out your window onto 71 Highway in Grandview, MO at 12:59pm this lovely Valentine’s Day. You are a real class act, you set a stellar example, and you are truly a worthwhile person.