Bad Girl
1 July 2009
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This morning I was in a rush to leave and I forgot to do two things:
- Take out a bag of trash I’ve been meaning to take out since Sunday.
- Close the dog gate.
Normally if I forget to close the gate, my dog enjoys her freedom to roam the house but doesn’t take advantage of it and is a good dog.
Not today!
Note the destroyed styrofoam container under the coffee table. It contained week-old Chinese food, a lot of it, which had then been wrapped up and was buried in the trash bag (that I then forgot to take out the last 3 days). That Chinese food is now somewhere deep inside my dog, where it is inevitably going to be converted into one of the nastiest canine butt explosions ever witnessed.













Time to kill.
One of many, many reasons why I will never cohabitate with an animal.
Or a human.
First picture, far left, beneath the blue tub: Are those panties?
“Nice.”
It seems that we could be brothers…
Melissa: Not panties per se, but boxer shorts of the male variety. I recently purchased some fine new undergarments, so had to relinquish an equal number of old pairs. Those in good condition I washed and gave to the homeless, but the pair in the photo was too worn out to benefit even the nakedest of vagrants.
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