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Here’s to you, JoCo Minivan Guy

31 May 2009 No Comment

Yeah, you know who you are. The one who, along with your passenger, glared at me because I dared to proceed straight ahead from my lane, the right-hand lane of southbound Wyandotte at 6th.
You pushed me off onto the shoulder, yet I got the look?

I know you were likely too busy keeping a lookout for scary brown people to notice that the dotted lines between the lanes shifted to the left. You may have also been too preoccupied with looking for a $20 parking space, so you could complain later about the high price of parking downtown as you ignored all the empty free street parking, to notice that my vehicle was actually still there and had not somehow dematerialized.

But, I have to ask, where was it exactly you thought my lane was supposed to go when you decided to drive straight ahead instead of following the dotted lines and staying in your own lane? The street we were stopped at was one-way left, I was in the right lane. Going straight was the only possible option for me.

Duh.

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