Mis-quotations at The Shack

So is the patio open, or does everyone get a laugh whenever someone slams their face against the glass as they try to go through the locked door? And what is “smoking” a euphemism for? Do I want to know?
Spotted at the Caddy Shack, Kansas City, MO

















A friend of mine used to work at one of the big members-only shop-o-ramas back in the 90s. One time they got a shipment of hot dogs in boxes with “Fully cooked!” printed on the side (in quotes). The punctuation was less than reassuring.
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