The makers of the Drunk History videos should consider branching into Drunk Science after the science lessons of the guy we met while out getting a beer last night.

"I have a theory. This can't be the only planet in the solar system. This [pause] just can't be the [pause], it can't be the only planet God created in the entire Galaxy. I mean, he's like a smart dude."

"As for Area 51, if an alien didn't really crash there, then why won't the government let us all walk in and look around?"

"I'm just saying, this can't be the only planet out there. I mean, I'm not a religious man, but God is smarter than that."