Scooter J: Naturalist
A few nights ago I was outside with several other people when one of them noticed a large beetle crawling on the ground next to her.
"Eeew! A big bug!" she screamed. "Someone kill it!"
"Don't kill it!", I said, "it's not hurting anyone."
The beetle crawling towards me, then behind me.
"Kill it, it's nasty!" someone else said.
"No, it's in it's natural environment and minding it's own business," I said, taking a step backward. "There's no reason to ki..." [CRUNCH!]
"Ummm.... uh... never mind," I finished. :)