A few nights ago I was outside with several other people when one of them noticed a large beetle crawling on the ground next to her.

"Eeew! A big bug!" she screamed. "Someone kill it!"

"Don't kill it!", I said, "it's not hurting anyone."

The beetle crawling towards me, then behind me.

"Kill it, it's nasty!" someone else said.

"No, it's in it's natural environment and minding it's own business," I said, taking a step backward. "There's no reason to ki..." [CRUNCH!]

"Ummm.... uh... never mind," I finished. :)