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ABCs of XYZ?
The other day I was meeting one of my friends (who shall go unnamed to protect his pride) and as I was walking down the hill, where he was standing about 20 yards ahead facing me, it was impossible to not notice the large gaping opening on the front of his jeans.
I'm gonna put the question to all of you. If you're a dude, and you notice that another dude's fly is open and that dude is a friend, what do you do?
Do you ignore it and hope he'll find it on his own or that someone else will tell him?
Or do you tell him, knowing that if it were you with the fly open you'd rather find out sooner than after you parade about in front of a bunch of people?
And if you tell him, how do you put it without it sounding like "So I was looking at your crotch, and..." 
(In my case, I did tell him, though I admit my mind mulled it around for a bit trying to figure out a wording and looking for an opening. No pun intended!)
Comments
Scoot ya gotta tell him. Even if it's just by pointing and saying "XYZ, PDQ!" (or just pointing).
Terry Bradshaw was on the tonight show a few weeks ago with his fly open. Jay told him in front of the whole world.
Posted by: The D | October 23, 2007 10:02 AM
You just say "Ya know, I always thought you were crazy, but now I can plainly see your nuts!"
Posted by: Xavier Onassis | October 23, 2007 10:25 AM
Easy. You laugh and point at his crotch and say, "when you said you were excited for lunch, I thought you meant something else... creep."
Posted by: seth | October 23, 2007 10:37 PM