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ScooterFashion™ Tip #6
There's a limit to the number of intact dead animals one should wear on one's body at one time, and that limit is zero.
This man is wearing at least 4 times more than the limit + 1.

After seeing him I was curious what sort of vehicle he had arrived in. I have a pretty good inkling it may be this one:
