Living in the Scoot Utopia

I spent most of last week depressed after I came to the realization that I was twice as old as one of my co-workers.

I brooded over this for a few days, even feeling weird out about socializing after hours with someone half my age.

Finally I mentioned something about this, and my co-worker's response startled me. What did he tell me?

(1) That 24 x 2 = 48, not 38 as I had been thinking...

(2) That I am 37, not 38. Whoops!

Hooray! I'm not old after all!