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Scooter Superstitions

Inspired by a post by Ken, here's a list of various superstitions/rituals/compulsive behaviors that I have.

  • While walking, if either thumb accidently touches any any of my knuckles, I must then have it touch all of the other knuckles with the same pressure while simultaneously doing the same with the opposite hand. Once I finish the last finger I then reverse the process. The same thing also happens if a thumb touches any fingertip.

  • If I am about to run a dishwasher that someone else loaded, I will unload it and reload it my way: No dishes or cups touching each other, everything facing the same direction, all silverware pointing down, spoons spread out in nearly-equal numbers among all silverware compartments with a knife or fork inserted between every pair of spoons.

  • Unless it's my own kitchen, I always use the second plate from the top when selecting a plate from the cupboard.

  • I cannot go to sleep without a cup of water next to my bed, even if I am not thirsty and even though I rarely actually take a drink from it.

  • I prefer to drink water from plastic cups. I do not like to drink water from a glass. However I do not like to drink anything carbonated from plastic.

  • If I step on a crack while walking, I must immediately find another similar crack for the opposite foot to step on.

  • If I begin walking using my left foot first, I feel "unbalanced" and must make certain that I end the walk with a firm step by my right foot.

  • I never set my alarm clock for any time ending with a 0 or a 5. Usually my alarm goes off at a time ending in a 2 or a 7.

  • I always go into anything that I am about to do with an expecation that I will fail. I consider it bad luck to have confidence.

  • If I am really worried about something, I believe that if I divulge that worry to someone else then it will not happen.

I'm sure I could go on and on, but that's a good start for now. How about you?

Comments

Wow. What a great list. I personally can't walk on cracks period. People seem to think I'm a big weirdo because of it.

I don't like drinking out of cups I can't see through, unless they're paper. Mostly I stick to glassware and avoid plastic cups.

I also try avoid stepping on cracks in the sidewalk, and when I ride in the car, sometimes I open and clench my teeth in between the painted lines on the road or fence posts passing by. I've done that for as long as I can remember.

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