Xtreme Slowness
I washed my shoes last night and set them out to dry, but they failed to dry by morning so I was forced to put on some sandals and drive to work. (When I walk too far in the sandals, I get blisters.)
As I was heading south on Main Street downtown I got stuck behind some Jo who was coming to a complete stop at every steel plate in the construction zone, then creeping across them very slowly.
This person was driving an Xterra.
Yep, someone who bought a vehicle widely hyped about its off-roading capabilities was afraid of taking it over a 1-inch bump in the road.
That poor car, it's probably being mocked by all the other Xterras.