"Hey, I have an idea! What if we have an animal..."
Last night I saw "Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties". (Don't ask, just accept that it was Bad Movie Night and move on.)
Before the movie one of the trailers was for Charlotte's Web. I realized what it was before they showed the web or mentioned the name "Wilbur".
"Ah," I thought, as soon as it clicked what movie the trailer was for. "Now this is a perfect, delightful children's story. There's no way Hollywood can screw this one up."
Then a cow farted.
DAMN YOU, HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!