O Christmas Tree
Today was an interesting day. After a rough day at work I left early in order to deal with potential problems with our league's scores at the bowling alley. But after I called and learned that at the very least they had the lineups and handicaps right, I went out drinking instead. I've been drinking pretty much continuously from about 4:00 until a little bit ago.
I started out at Grinders, where Brandon and I had a couple of slices and a couple of Guiness. We then went to The Brick, where we learned that just because a door is unlocked and ajar doesn't mean that a bar is open. From there we went to the Bulldog where we managed to get one more beer in before it was time to pick up Seth and head to bowling.
Bowling of course means a non stop supply of beer.
After bowling we went to Harry's Country Club, where the European sex couple from "Super Troopers" were present and the woman shoved her tongue down the throat of a guy in our group before asking him to join their "orgy pile". (Later the same woman removed her top briefly.)
As I left Harry's the first time, around 11pm, we saw someething hilarious -- a bum pushing a shopping cart down Missouri Avenue -- the shopping cart containing..... a Christmas tree. He stopped in front of Vivice and was quickly shooed away. I tried to get a picture but by the time I figured out how (new phone -- haven't read the instructions yet) all I got was this blur:

I went back to Harry's about 20 minutes later where I attempted to calculate bowling scores while drunk. I finally decided that calculating bowling scores while drunk is a very bad idea and came home. :)
Goodnight all!