Bowling sober
This last Tuesday I decided to experiment with bowling sober to see if it would have any effect on my game. So I relinquished the glass (not shot... glass) of brandy or jaeger that I usually enjoy before I even leave the house, and once I got to the bowling alley I nursed only one beer per hour.
The end result? No effect whatsoever. My results were exactly the same sober as they typically are when the entire alley is swaying.
I still wound up lit at Harry's afterwards and lost two bucks in wagers involving Sethlifting.